retro-heart-:

My life in one caption.

retro-heart-:

My life in one caption.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via bewbin)

teawithaview:

Best scene in all seasons of the entire show

(via lekaleidoscopedemarine)

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via lucithor)

nintendofiend:

nintendofiend:

i refuse to believe that this isn’t the most important 17 seconds in cinema history

I just got out of the shower and this gained like 50 more notes

(via thesassylorax)

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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(via confusionattheclub)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

subject13fringe:

subject13fringe:

Why yes I have bathed in the blood of a virgin

I got a nose bleed in the shower once

you guys can sTOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW OKAY THNX

(via confusionattheclub)

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

(via confusionattheclub)

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

(via confusionattheclub)

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