juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

(via armourdildo)

andrewhussiesbosom:

im the friend that picks rainbow road

(via angryshortfemme)

earthdad:

regretting a conversation you started with someone and trying to leave it

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(via bluehige)

Anonymous asked: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

notana:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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(via toooffensivefortheinternet)

hyperroos:

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

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no.

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no no. no no no no.

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YES.

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NOO.

(via satsuki-kaichou)

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via thebeesankles)

Please send me a fruit?

cute-story-bro:

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(via furosah)

Now with added B Mode Polarization

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