gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

(via dangertitties)

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

(via monosexuals)

laurenmoran:

I’ve been waiting for this to come around so I could reblog it

laurenmoran:

I’ve been waiting for this to come around so I could reblog it

(via jeanmarcoing)

ruinedchildhood:

When your mom forgets to ask for her change back

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euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

(via bearholdt)

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via 2hot4lu)

girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

(via geofframseyvevo)

  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
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